Monkey Rocker sex machine:

You may have heard of hybrid vehicles, alas now is the hour of the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Sex Machine! This thankfully needs no electrical components to get it going or to get off on it, and made of super smooth and strong wood and steel, the Monkey Rocker Hybrid is a quiet sex machine that gives you exactly what you want!

Price: £599.99

Product ID: 771101