Some interestingly funny and eye opening sex news for today after a couple from Tyne & Wear were recently banned from having noisy sex!

Steve and Caroline Cartwright lost what they appealed for when they were banned from having sex which was labelled as being ‘too noisy’.

Unfortunately for this Washington based couple they had to listen to an audio recording of themselves having sex, while the rest of the courtroom listened on as well. Their 3 hour sex romps were just too loud.

The official line from the judge was that they could not shout, vocalise or scream to a point where they were causing a nuisance to anyone (such as neighbours) or passers by even!

After they were given this sex noise ban, Caroline apparently wanted to appeal against it using human rights as her defence. Mrs Cartwright even tried to keep things down using a pillow!

Apparently this has been recorded by Mr Jeremy Freedman who says the noise during sex was “disturbing” and went on far too long.

On top of that it wasn’t just two or three times a week, it was almost every night that sex went on for hours and was very noisy.

A local council heath official mentioned that it “sounded like she was being murdered”.

So let that be a lesson to those of you who are very loud in the bedroom, you never know who might be listening while you’re using a sex machine and recording it for use as evidence against you!!